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Post by conductorx on Jan 29, 2010 7:45:30 GMT -8
I heard about an eye doctor in Alaska only to discover he was just an Optical Aleutian.
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Post by FRK on Jan 29, 2010 10:35:19 GMT -8
Good one Gary  |
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Post by mannequinman on Jan 29, 2010 12:48:20 GMT -8
It's MORE funny if you don't have top "splain" it...So, the Doc was an Island boy ?
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Post by conductorx on Jan 29, 2010 16:16:32 GMT -8
Our local Police Station was robbed last night. The burglars stole all of the toilets. The Police don't have a thing to go on.
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Post by mannequinman on Jan 29, 2010 18:14:45 GMT -8
Muahahahahaha !! I just blew a SNOT bubble !! Damn you Gary !!!
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Post by FRK on Feb 1, 2010 17:28:31 GMT -8
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Post by conductorx on Feb 18, 2010 10:26:03 GMT -8
The new French cook
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.
He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.
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Post by yanser68 on Feb 18, 2010 22:32:02 GMT -8
jajaja Love this stories!!
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Post by toddcobodywerkes on Feb 22, 2010 12:24:01 GMT -8
The new French cook The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.   |
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Post by conductorx on Feb 25, 2010 5:10:29 GMT -8
The family of potatoes:
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."
"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!"
"A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.
"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."
"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"
"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter.
"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.
"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"
"Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Peter Jennings!"
"Peter Jennings?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"
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Post by conductorx on May 24, 2010 12:31:55 GMT -8
Any of you guys like boats or boating?
He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard.
Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness.
The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
The sailor called his girlfriend's belly ring a naval destroyer.
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Post by mannequinman on May 24, 2010 15:58:32 GMT -8
Quite the quips of sea fareing shenannigans !! you quack me up "G" !
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