The Rocket Scientist

[roscoesvw]

A pope, a boyscout and a rocket scientist are on an airplane. The plane loses power and starts going down, but there is only 2 parachutes on the plane. The rocket scientist says" Due to my high intelligence I must survive". He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The pope tells the boyscout "I am old and ready to meet God, so you take the last parachute, my son. The boyscout replies" Its OK pope, we still have 2 parachutes. The pope asks" How can that be? The boyscout says" The rocket scientist jumped out of the plane with my backpack!!!!

[train]

hahaha!!!!!!!

[bigfatdaddy]

i work with rocket scientist
and the joke is
it's most likely true
these guys are weird
1 guy wears 1 red sock and 1 green {starboard and port}
the other often forgets his socks or underwear
or pants
they drink crap out of lab beakers
and tell joke involving math
every time a rocket goes up i hide in fear of its demise