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Post by mannequinman on May 22, 2011 21:07:24 GMT -8
2 little old ladies meet fer coffee... One asks the other.. "Did you come on the bus"?
Why yes, replies the other, but I made it seem like an asthma attack...
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Post by vintagevwnut on Jun 3, 2011 19:47:46 GMT -8
Asthma attack while she was sitting on your lap facing you? Not so sure I would believe it was a asthma attack. And positive that I wouldnt want to see that.
lol.
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Post by mannequinman on Jun 7, 2011 5:19:35 GMT -8
Walkin down a dark alley , I started hearin a muffled voice comin from behind a dumpster. The closer I got , it became clear that sumone was yellin fer help.
Bein it was a dark alley, and I was alone, I struggled with the fight or flight reaction...
My conscience got the better of me and I ran to se what it was. One little old lady with 2 thugs pullin on her purse ! She was puttin up a good fight , with a death grip on that purse.
It took a while, but the 3 of us finally got the purse !!
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Post by vintagevwnut on Jun 7, 2011 18:13:36 GMT -8
Split the cash with me or Ill turn ya in.
hahahaha
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Post by mannequinman on Jun 8, 2011 5:58:21 GMT -8
There weren't NO cash... jus sum depends,hemmeroid cream and.. brass knuckles?? The depends "I" will keep . ( I'm sure you will understand) Muahahahahaha !!
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Post by vintagevwnut on Jun 8, 2011 8:10:14 GMT -8
Ill take the brass knuckles and you can keep the hemmeroid cream, you need it more than I do.
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Post by FRK on Jun 9, 2011 18:33:49 GMT -8
Man.., I just read the two jokes and they are pretty good !  But the two of you (Robert, Kevin) make the jokes even better with you conversation!! LMAO!!! |
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