Post by tk on Aug 1, 2008 12:22:53 GMT -8
WHITES: Send out invitations.
MEXICANS: Send out maps.
WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES: Have seven BridesMaids.
MEXICANS: Have seventy Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads.
WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: Just go to the reception.
WHITES: Have elegant food.
MEXICANS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la senora down the street.
WHITES: Eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para mañana
WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: At the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser, Bud Light Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron,Presidente, Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado, etc…
WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: Get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight … then pass out.
WHITES: Dance at the party … YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: Dance at the party to Nortenas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House, and anything the D.J.plays
WHITES: Party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: Party ends when the COPS show up at the banquet hall but continue at someone's house afterwards 'til 6:00 a.m.
WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: Wake up the next morning DRINKING another beer to cure the hangover.
Now, you know you were laughing if you are Mexican
MEXICANS: Send out maps.
WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES: Have seven BridesMaids.
MEXICANS: Have seventy Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads.
WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: Just go to the reception.
WHITES: Have elegant food.
MEXICANS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la senora down the street.
WHITES: Eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para mañana
WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: At the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser, Bud Light Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron,Presidente, Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado, etc…
WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: Get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight … then pass out.
WHITES: Dance at the party … YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: Dance at the party to Nortenas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House, and anything the D.J.plays
WHITES: Party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: Party ends when the COPS show up at the banquet hall but continue at someone's house afterwards 'til 6:00 a.m.
WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: Wake up the next morning DRINKING another beer to cure the hangover.
Now, you know you were laughing if you are Mexican
