How to Impress a Woman

[Bebo1]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
With beer.

[FRK]

So true!

[yanser68]

and a bag of stuff from I.P.C!!

[chopps]

difference between a beer and a chick....

a beer doesnt make you beg to take its top off.
if done right a beer will always give you good head.
a beer doesnt get jelouse if you get another one when you are done with that one.
beers are honest when it comes to their color, blonds are blonds and brunettes are brunettes.
a beer wont get mad at you if you come home with another beer on your breath.
no matter what happenes a beer is always ready to go.
and finally a cold beer is a good thing and a cold woman on the other hand.......