Post by chopps on Jan 9, 2010 10:57:07 GMT -8
a guy and his wife are in bed and the guy tries to get frisky and the wife stops him.
"can't you tell when i'm not in the mood?"
"No" the guy replies.
I'll tell you, when my hair is really nice, i'm not in the mood,
If its a little messy, that means if you try hard enough, you might get lucky,
and if my hair is a disaster, that means no matter where i am, tear it up.
The guy says, "okay here's mine, If i have a beer in my hand, im not in the mood,
If I have two beers, one in each hand, YOU might get lucky,
and if I have a six pack in my hand, I dont care what your hair looks like, your in trouble.
"can't you tell when i'm not in the mood?"
"No" the guy replies.
I'll tell you, when my hair is really nice, i'm not in the mood,
If its a little messy, that means if you try hard enough, you might get lucky,
and if my hair is a disaster, that means no matter where i am, tear it up.
The guy says, "okay here's mine, If i have a beer in my hand, im not in the mood,
If I have two beers, one in each hand, YOU might get lucky,
and if I have a six pack in my hand, I dont care what your hair looks like, your in trouble.
Good one chops! 
