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Post by yanser68 on Jan 14, 2010 19:31:32 GMT -8
HAHAHA LOVED THEM ALL Frank Great Ones!!
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Post by conductorx on Jan 21, 2010 4:35:02 GMT -8
This guy and his wife enjoyed having sex but had young children. So when one of them felt frisky his code word for sex was to "do the laundry".
The guy came home from work one day, hugged his wife in the kitchen and announced to her, "Honey I need you to come into the bedroom and help me 'do the laundry'".
"Not right now honey, I am cooking supper and watching the play kids in the back yard." his wife replied.
The guy left her alone and after supper his wife told him, "We can 'do the laundry' now".
"Oh that is ok honey, it was a small load so I did it by hand."
"G"
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Post by mannequinman on Jan 21, 2010 4:59:27 GMT -8
Muahahahahahaha !
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Post by FRK on Jan 21, 2010 13:14:52 GMT -8
Good one gary!  |
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Post by bebo on Jan 21, 2010 13:30:13 GMT -8
A GUY WALKS INTO HIS BEDROOM AND FIND HIS WIFE IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN,
GUY ASKED THE WIFE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY DOING SLEEPING ON HIS BED , WIFE SAYS,SHHHHHHH ! YOU KNOW THOSE SHOES YOUR WEARING , GUYS REPLIES YES, WIFE ANSWERS HE BOUGHT THEM FOR YOU . YOU KNOW THIS HOUSE WE LIVE IN , HUSBAND REPLIES YES , WELL HE IS MAKING THE PAYMENTS. SO HUSBAND REPLIES COVER HIS FEET ... WE DON'T WANT HIM TO GET SICK
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Post by yanser68 on Jan 21, 2010 14:58:00 GMT -8
Thats a good one Bebo!! How's the vert doing?!?
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Post by FRK on Jan 21, 2010 17:36:32 GMT -8
Good one bebo!
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Post by conductorx on Jan 22, 2010 4:20:48 GMT -8
You guys make me smile!!  ;D |
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Post by FRK on Feb 12, 2010 17:39:14 GMT -8
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,
'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 221.'
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Post by mannequinman on Feb 12, 2010 23:41:15 GMT -8
What was that room number  Muahahahahahha !!!!! Good one Frank !! |
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Post by yanser68 on Feb 15, 2010 19:47:28 GMT -8
jajaja Good one Frank!!
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Post by FRK on Feb 16, 2010 6:02:54 GMT -8
I knew you'll like this one.
Here is another one!
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm..
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Post by mannequinman on Feb 16, 2010 14:25:17 GMT -8
I'll bet HE does NOW ! LMAO !
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Post by conductorx on Feb 18, 2010 11:09:46 GMT -8
The Little Fire truck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"
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Post by yanser68 on Feb 18, 2010 22:22:13 GMT -8
JAJAJA LOVED That will be my Friday Joke!! Thanks G!!!
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Muahahahahahha !!!!! Good one Frank !!